The Purest Man In All Of Heavy Metal
Blak Dan after winning his award. He refused to show his face to the camera out of the fear of losing some of his purity. The Tyranny of Tradition is proud to announce that this year’s prestigious...
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Announcer: (A generic Midwestern radio voice straddles the line between sounding hip and offending sponsors by sounding too “edgy”) We are back live on All The Hits Hot 107 The Flash. Right now, we...
View ArticleMetal Band Name Reserve To Be Completely Depleted By 2016 Says Department of...
The US Department of the Interior released a statement today, stating that the metal band name reserve is now almost completely depleted. America is quickly running out of metal band names and...
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